DEATH to Party Games on the Wii!

So I got invited to do another a videogames based survey, and instead of commenting on a rubbish Namco game I got to express my BLOODLUST in relation to Wii games.

They started by asking my opinion on the range of games for the Wii

Poor choice I say. Not enough violence to sate the tastes of I, GLOBULAR the BATTLEREADY. Sure I love nothing more than relaxing with the family, playing Wii sports, Mariokart or maybe some poorly implemented party game. But when children have been set to bed I DEMAND GORE, and since the dirth in filmic output from the honorable Van Damme and Segal I have been forced to turn to WII for my BLOODLUST.

Splatterhouse 2 on the Virtual Console has been certain satisfaction, but the mighty Gods know that I need more Gore to sate my needs! Preferably of the 3 dimensional kind!

Very interested! What are these titles you wish to tempt me with?

Well as it turned out it was for the new House of the Dead:Overkill and the delightfully gory Madworld. Both look pretty smashing, and the Grindhouse overtones of the new HotD really do look promising. And I told the kind Sega survey as much, and hopefully they won't start dicking about with the formula.

Hopefully

(by Pete Walsh)

Your Face - Don't Like At All

I was recently invited to do a survey by Bandai Namco on their upcoming release of some game or another. The survey was so good I can't even remember the name of the game they were asking about.

Anyways, in the middle of the survey was possibly one of the harshest break-downs of criticism I've ever had to do for any aspect of gaming ever. Here's a screengrab.


I may be a critic but I'm not a soul-less bastard. Do I like his face? Do I like his 'Lack of hat'? Come-on people, do we really need to be this shallow?